Impress your friends! Impress the neighbors! Maybe the most perfect gag
gift ever???

The Car Thong TM and Pickup Panties TM are the hot new way to spice up
your ride. Get looks like you never have before.

Available for retail sale soon from the great people at Fat Bastard
Enterprises LLC.

The Car Thong TM and Pickup Panties TM are a novelty item. The giant
and stretchy underwear fit on the back of your vehicle and resemble the
britches you see on the ladies.

Available in sizes to fit all  pickups and cars.

Advanced orders and immediate notification of 1st availability can be made
by emailing, danniles@trucknutzandbikerballz.com In the subject line type
Car Thong.